Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Silent Night

The Sunday school teacher told the kids to draw a picture of "Silent Night" and walked around while the kids were doing so.  One little girl had drawn Mary, Joseph, Jesus, the shepherds and the wise men.  She had also added a fat man off to the side. 

"Who is that, Susan?" the teacher asked, pointing to the fat man.

"Oh", Susan replied, "that's Round John Virgin."

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The Sunday school teacher told the kids to draw a biblical picture and walked around while the kids were doing so.  Little Susan was industriously scrabbling on her paper.

"What are you drawing, Susan?" the teacher asked.

"I'm drawing God."

"But honey, nobody knows what God looks like."

Without missing a stroke, Susan replied, "Well,  they will as soon as I am done."

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The Sunday school teacher told the kids to write down the "Our Father".

Jimmy wrote: "Our Father which are in Heaven, Harold be Thy Name".

Oscar wrote: "Our Father who shouts from Heaven "Hallo, what is your name?"

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Thank You Father, for this amazing gift - the perfect sacrifice that reconciled us with You so that we may draw boldly unto the throne room of grace (Heb 4:16/10:19)